VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... 28 beauties in a hope to make in to the top model house. New judge Mystique Summers Madison throws shade on the models and Naomi take then to the first challenge. Only 14 remain, who will be slayed tonight ?
* OPENING SONG*
Wanna be on top ? Na na na na na ... Wanna be on top ?
*Morning rises, the models are arriving the house in groups, firstly Alaska come in, talking on her phone*
ALASKA : Sharon, darling ? It's me, i made it ! :woo. I'm in front of the house rigth now waiting on the other girls to come ... Oh here is one. Hin
RAJA : Hello.
ALASKA : What are you doing ?
RAJA : *turn her back, look over the shoulder, stares at Alaska and make a "fierce" face* THIS.IS.WHAT.I'M.DOIN'. And you, girl, what you do ?
ALASKA : Talking to my girlfriend.
RAJA : Oh, you gay ?
ALASKA : All of we ... i guess ?
* Coco walks into the scene *
COCO : Err ... hi ?
RAJA : Hello ...
COCO : Uhm ... so ... nice to be here, uh ?
ALASKA : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now quiet, i'm talking to Sharon ... Yes, move on, my love.
* Penny walks in dancing and twerking *
PENNY : Heeeeey, it's you bigger home guuurl.
COCO : Hi :)
PENNY : OMGGG, what is that you're hiding ? A knife ?
COCO : No, is not ... yes, it is, imma kill a bitch to win
RAJA : What, honey ?
COCO : Nothing :)
* Jade walks in slowly to the scene, nobody notices her presence *
RAJA : That's it, we're home, bitches ! Oh look, i little girl over there.
JADE : I ... Hi ?
PENNY : Heeeeeey guuuuurrrrlll heeeeey.
JADE : Hi :)
JADE : I wish Penny didn't screamed that much. I'm a shy and reserved tall girl, like Ann Ward. I hope i can win like she did :lol. When i get in front of the camera, i think i let the beast go and that what gonna take me to the top. So ... yeah ... hi ?
* The girls enter the house, 10 minutes later Milan walks into the scene doing "Vogue" *
MILAN : WERK TWERK WERK
IVY : Hi, pretty person ...
MILAN : I'm voguin', talk to ya later. *twerks*
IVY : Ok :lol
* Latrice walks, looking tired *
LATRICE : Ugh, and i still have to handle this ? No, gurl, no.
IVY : What you mean ?
LATRICE : That crazy girl, she should have some RESPECT !
MILAN : I'm not crazy, i'm New Yor ... LATRICE ? LATRICE ROYALLE ? BITCH, I IDOLIZE YOU ! :surrender
LATRICE : Whatever
LATRICE : I was a star when i was 8, and it last til' my 15, but boobs grew out and i got fired. I didn't knew is still had fans. It's great but, i'm too old and tired for this .. Milan is too crazy for me, this is all to crazy, i need some freakin' vacations.
MILAN : Oh, God, it's Latrice. I watched all episodes of her show when i was a kid and i have recorded until today, she's soooo amazing, i love her sooo much, i want to hug her ... :smitten
* Raven and Rebecca walk in and watch Milan's show over Latrice *
RAVEN : I mean, really ?
REBECCA : This is love, it's a beautifull think, don't you think ?
RAVEN : I don't give a shit. :cuss
REBECCA : Don't curse next to me, i'm pure.
RAVEN : Hoe, yeah. I can see your :cussing halo.
REBECCA : I hope so :)
* The girls walk in and with another difference of 10 minutes a new group arrives *
DELTA : *running* OH.MY.GOD. This is so exciting.
WILLAM : Hey, calm down girl. I hope you don't have diabetes.
DELTA : I don't : lol So great to be here.
WILLAM : Yeah, they saved the prettiest for the last, now let's get in.
DELTA : Shall we ?
* Delta and Willam are walking in while Venus and Yara are near to the house, listening to "Like a Virgin" *
YARA : Hey, girl. This is the model house for Bitstrip's Next Top Model ?
WILLAM : No. Bye.
DELTA : She's kidding, let's come in. Hey, Venus, remeber me ?
VENUS : Yes, girl *hugs Delta*. How long, uh ?
DELTA : Still a Madonnatic, don't cha ?
VENUS : Just like a virgin :lol.
WILLAM : I hope you mean lik'a losah', cuz that's what'u loo'like right now.
VENUS : tear Sorry.
* The girls walk in and complete the group *
DELTA : Hi ...
PENNY : Hey gurls ...
MILAN : Latrice, i love you.
LATRICE : Get off ...
REBECCA : Sunshine, lolipops, and ... lalalalalalalalala.
VENUS : What ? :rofl
RAJA : I know the camera is somewhere, where it is, i need to weeerk. THIS IS WHAT I DO. Alaska, what you're doing ?
ALASKA : Talking to Sharon, can't you see ?
WILLAM : Omie Mail, sluts.
DELTA : I'll read it ! Let me read it, it's my dreeeeeeeeeeam ... "Ain't no river deep enough. The bus is waiting for you."
* The girls go outside and see the bus, they enter the bus that lands on a riverside. Sondra is standing there*
SONDRA : Hi, ladies. Welcome to your first photoshoot. We are in Miami River to challenge you to something extreme. An underwater shoot.
GIRLS : *shock*
SONDRA : You will be wearing Hollywood glamour gowns and have 5 minutes each to shoot, now go to the styling !
COCO : So, our first shoot is pose in this cold ass river. Oh great. Now it's time to slay the competition. My competition is Latrice, she's larger and blacker and have more attittude, i got to bring her down, i got to do something, she can't get over me in this one. NO CHANCE. I gonna play a little joke with her
* While the girls are doing the styling and Yara is shooting, Coco calls Latrice next to her *
COCO : Hey, mama. Come check this out. Pink fishes !
LATRICE : Hey what ? Let me see it ... I don't one single fish here. Black, with, blue ... Nothing.
COCO : Look here, bitch *kicks Latrice*
LATRICE : *falls, weting her outfit* YOU BITCH ! Why you done that to me ?
COCO : Me ? What ? I called you to see that beautifull fish.
LATRICE : I gonna a put a fish in your :cuss if you don't shut up. :riphair. Hey, Sondra, this bitch kicked me donw ! Now my weave is wet.
COCO : No, i didn't, i swear :cry
SONDRA : I didn't saw a thing ...
LATRICE : Of course not, you were distracted by Yara's boobs. You lesbian cunt.
SONDRA : Call down, you little big girl. I didn't saw, she's saying NO, so calm your flat fat ass down and get out of my queer face.
* Latrice leaves the set in rage *
REBECCA : *watching everything from far away* This is so evil, i won't handle this, i want my momma.
ALASKA : Be cool, girl. I'll call Sharon, she'll know what to do.
COCO : Mission accomplished :rofl
LATRICE : Like what ? That shady bitch :riphair. Where's AusNTM when you need it. Desclassificate this bitch ! :cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss
- SHOOT COMING SOON -