quarta-feira, 30 de abril de 2014

BitNTM 4 E1 : The Girl Who Sabotages

VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... 28 beauties in a hope to make in to the top model house. New judge Mystique Summers Madison throws shade on the models and Naomi take then to the first challenge. Only 14 remain, who will be slayed tonight ?


* OPENING SONG*

Wanna be on top ? Na na na na na ... Wanna be on top ?

*Morning rises, the models are arriving the house in groups, firstly Alaska come in, talking on her phone*

ALASKA : Sharon, darling ? It's me, i made it ! :woo. I'm in front of the house rigth now waiting on the other girls to come ... Oh here is one. Hin
RAJA : Hello.
ALASKA : What are you doing ?
RAJA : *turn her back, look over the shoulder, stares at Alaska and make a "fierce" face* THIS.IS.WHAT.I'M.DOIN'. And you, girl, what you do ?
ALASKA : Talking to my girlfriend.
RAJA : Oh, you gay ?
ALASKA : All of we ... i guess ?

* Coco walks into the scene *

COCO : Err ... hi ?
RAJA : Hello ...
COCO :  Uhm ... so ... nice to be here, uh ?
ALASKA : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now quiet, i'm talking to Sharon ... Yes, move on, my love.

* Penny walks in dancing and twerking *

PENNY : Heeeeey, it's you bigger home guuurl.
COCO : Hi :)
PENNY : OMGGG, what is that you're hiding ? A knife ?
COCO : No, is not ... yes, it is, imma kill a bitch to win
RAJA : What, honey ?
COCO : Nothing :)

* Jade walks in slowly to the scene, nobody notices her presence *

RAJA : That's it, we're home, bitches ! Oh look, i little girl over there.
JADE : I ... Hi ?
PENNY : Heeeeeey guuuuurrrrlll heeeeey.
JADE : Hi :)

JADE : I wish Penny didn't screamed that much. I'm a shy and reserved tall girl, like Ann Ward. I hope i can win like she did :lol. When i get in front of the camera, i think i let the beast go and that what gonna take me to the top. So ... yeah ... hi ?

* The girls enter the house, 10 minutes later Milan walks into the scene doing "Vogue" *

MILAN : WERK TWERK WERK
IVY : Hi, pretty person ...
MILAN : I'm voguin', talk to ya later. *twerks*
IVY : Ok :lol

* Latrice walks, looking tired *

LATRICE : Ugh, and i still have to handle this ? No, gurl, no.
IVY : What you mean ?
LATRICE : That crazy girl, she should have some RESPECT !
MILAN : I'm not crazy, i'm New Yor ... LATRICE ? LATRICE ROYALLE ? BITCH, I IDOLIZE YOU ! :surrender
LATRICE : Whatever


LATRICE : I was a star when i was 8, and it last til' my 15, but boobs grew out and i got fired. I didn't knew is still had fans. It's great but, i'm too old and tired for this .. Milan is too crazy for me, this is all to crazy, i need some freakin' vacations.
MILAN : Oh, God, it's Latrice. I watched all episodes of her show when i was a kid and i have recorded until today, she's soooo amazing, i love her sooo much, i want to hug her ... :smitten

* Raven and Rebecca walk in and watch Milan's show over Latrice *

RAVEN : I mean, really ?
REBECCA : This is love, it's a beautifull think, don't you think ?
RAVEN : I don't give a shit. :cuss
REBECCA : Don't curse next to me, i'm pure.
RAVEN : Hoe, yeah. I can see your :cussing halo.
REBECCA : I hope so :)

* The girls walk in and with another difference of 10 minutes a new group arrives *

DELTA  : *running* OH.MY.GOD. This is so exciting.
WILLAM : Hey, calm down girl. I hope you don't have diabetes.
DELTA : I don't : lol So great to be here.
WILLAM : Yeah, they saved the prettiest for the last, now let's get in.
DELTA : Shall we ?

* Delta and Willam are walking in while Venus and Yara are near to the house, listening to "Like a Virgin" *

YARA : Hey, girl. This is the model house for Bitstrip's Next Top Model ?
WILLAM : No. Bye.
DELTA : She's kidding, let's come in. Hey, Venus, remeber me ?
VENUS : Yes, girl *hugs Delta*. How long, uh ?
DELTA : Still a Madonnatic, don't cha ?
VENUS : Just like a virgin :lol.
WILLAM : I hope you mean lik'a losah', cuz that's what'u loo'like right now.
VENUS : tear Sorry.

* The girls walk in and complete the group *

DELTA : Hi ...
PENNY : Hey gurls ...

MILAN : Latrice, i love you.
LATRICE : Get off ...

REBECCA : Sunshine, lolipops, and ... lalalalalalalalala.
VENUS : What ? :rofl

RAJA : I know the camera is somewhere, where it is, i need to weeerk. THIS IS WHAT I DO. Alaska, what you're doing ?
ALASKA : Talking to Sharon, can't you see ?

WILLAM : Omie Mail, sluts.
DELTA : I'll read it ! Let me read it, it's my dreeeeeeeeeeam ... "Ain't no river deep enough. The bus is waiting for you."

* The girls go outside and see the bus, they enter the bus that lands on a riverside. Sondra is standing there*

SONDRA : Hi, ladies. Welcome to your first photoshoot. We are in Miami River to challenge you to something extreme. An underwater shoot.

GIRLS : *shock*

SONDRA : You will be wearing Hollywood glamour gowns and have 5 minutes each to shoot, now go to the styling !

COCO : So, our first shoot is pose in this cold ass river. Oh great. Now it's time to slay the competition. My competition is Latrice, she's larger and blacker and have more attittude, i got to bring her down, i got to do something, she can't get over me in this one. NO CHANCE. I gonna play a little joke with her

* While the girls are doing the styling and Yara is shooting, Coco calls Latrice next to her *



COCO : Hey, mama. Come check this out. Pink fishes !
LATRICE : Hey what ? Let me see it ... I don't one single fish here. Black, with, blue ... Nothing.
COCO : Look here, bitch *kicks Latrice*
LATRICE : *falls, weting her outfit* YOU BITCH ! Why you done that to me ?
COCO : Me ? What ? I called you to see that beautifull fish.
LATRICE : I gonna a put a fish in your :cuss if you don't shut up. :riphair. Hey, Sondra, this bitch kicked me donw ! Now my weave is wet.
COCO : No, i didn't, i swear :cry
SONDRA : I didn't saw a thing ...
LATRICE : Of course not, you were distracted by Yara's boobs. You lesbian cunt.
SONDRA : Call down, you little big girl. I didn't saw, she's saying NO, so calm your flat fat ass down and get out of my queer face.

* Latrice leaves the set in rage *
REBECCA : *watching everything from far away* This is so evil, i won't handle this, i want my momma.
ALASKA : Be cool, girl. I'll call Sharon, she'll know what to do.

COCO : Mission accomplished :rofl
LATRICE : Like what ? That shady bitch :riphair. Where's AusNTM when you need it. Desclassificate this bitch ! :cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss:cuss

- SHOOT COMING SOON -

MIGUEL : Hey, gurls. Sorry if it look too much like Josh's fic. He inspired me to do roleplay actually and even though i'm the first member of this community this is my first attempt at do roleplay, so ... hope you whores love it :lips.





sábado, 26 de abril de 2014

BitNTM 5 E0 P1 : Meet the "Girls"


NAOMI : This is a new season and i'm feeling great. We have familiar faces, some girls who broke my heart for not making it and now they have a second chance. Couldn't get better.

* NAOMI and her crew walk into the room and all the girls round them and start scream and blow kisses *

NAOMI : Hello, girls
GIRLS : HEEEEEEEEY !
NAOMI : This is a brand new season of Bitstrip's Next Top Model and you are the Top 28 !

* The GIRLS scream louder and clap *

NAOMI : For this season i brought back SONDRA MALOCUBACA, who modeled for 30 years and now is an amazing fashion photographer. MORENNA HAVASSALLOH, the hawaiian model with a sassy mouth. And ... MYSTIQUE SUMMERS MADISON.

QUEEN : I know this bitch ...
MYSTIQUE : Sure you do, hunty. I'm just not a loser like ya'll. After being robbed on Cycle 3 i applied for Make Me A Super Model and made a name for myself as the bottom queen ... i'm alwyas on the bottom.
NAOMI : Yeah, i saw something in Mystique and instead of compete again, she will help you guys to grow as model, since she was the only who didn't gave up.
MYSTIQUE : :zsnap
NAOMI : Now let's move to the competition. Every week, you will face a challenge, a client. The client will decide the challenge winner and rank the models from best to worst, you better make a great impression, because this is a important part of the competition. After the challenge, you will have a photoshoot waiting for you, this cycle, insted of score your photos the fans will rank you. The girls with worst scores will be put up for elimination and the judges will vote to decide who stays and who goes.

-- Now, let me take you to your first challenge. You will have one frame to give the perfect face and the perfect pose and you will deliver a little speech saying who you are, what makes you unique and why you should win. MOVE, GO ! NOW !

BitNTM 5 E0 : Meet The [Girls]