domingo, 18 de maio de 2014

BitNTM4 E5 : The Girl Who is Beyoncé















VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... Coco opens up about her backstabbing attittudes to Yara. Milan is confronted about focusing too much on other people than herself. The challenge move the girls to make their best body shape, giving Latrice the win. A high fashion photoshoot put the girls to test their abilitys and Delta snatchs another win for best photo. Latrice ends in the bottom 3, but at the end in a shocking and emotional double elimination was the New York energetic kid and Latrice's fan Milan and creative make-up artitst Raja who went. 9 girls remain who will be slayed tonight ?

* OPENING *

NA NA NA NA
WANNA BE ON TOP

DELTA : :tear In the last elimination ... i did fine, but my two best friends just went home :tear. I would've share the Suite with my girl Raja, but she's gone, so ... i'll be there by myself. :tear

* Meanwhile in the kitchen *

RAVEN : Delta, check that. This sink is disgusting, but nothing here is mine. I won't f*cking wash. Look, this is Latrice, this is Latrice, this is Rebecca. This bitches are so f*cking nasty.
DELTA : What you gonna do with this, Ravz ?
RAVEN : I'll let a note for the diva, maybe she'll wake on herself.
DELTA : I doubt, at least Milan is no longer here to do her wills.
RAVEN : Anyways ...

* Raven and Delta leave the kitchen and Latrice comes in *

LATRICE : Hmmm ... cupcake. Wait, what if that ? "Latrice, clean ur sh*t". I'll clean this bitch's face.

LATRICE:  I don't really give a f*ck that the sink is full, i'm not the only one in this house. I am a black woman, okay ? I deserve respect. If she want the dishes clear, she comes and clean. I'm not a slave. Sheezus ...

* Latrice moves into the living room where Ivy, Raven and Delta are *

LATRICE : You did that, sweetie ?
RAVEN : What do you think ?
LATRICE : I was not talking to you.
RAVEN : So enjoy your while taking a seek at my mug of who give two sh*ts for you.
LATRICE : Gurl ... Was you, Eva ?
IVY : My names is Ivy. No.
LATRICE : So fine, was you miss Piggy ?
DELTA : Talking to me, Latz ?
LATRICE : If the hat fits.
DELTA : :hand
RAVEN : It was me, whatchu gonna do ?
LATRICE : Well, if you had a weave it would be already snatched, but you only have this ridic hair, so ...
RAVEN : Imma slay you ... hold me Delta.
IVY : Latrice, get the f*ck out of here, i'm tired of you diva-ness.
LATRICE : Get used to it. Latrislay is real and exist right here.
IVY and DELTA : :rolleyes
RAVEN : :gtfo
LATRICE : I won't clean a f*cking sh*t.


* Latrice exits *

RAVEN : I won't handle that til' the end. Cut my fists.
DELTA : Gurl ... let's sleep, i bet there's a challeng tomorrow.
IVY : Good night, girls.


* The girls wake up, do their business and ride the bus for a new challenge, they arrive at Miami Studios and Morenna is there *


MORENNA : Hello, ladies
GIRLS : Hello.
MORENNA : For this challenge you will be chanelling my favourite cousin ... BEYONCÉ !
GILRS : :cheer
YARA : Will we meet her ?
MORENNA : Oh, no :hand. She's busy. The challenge this week is for Miami Jewels, you will be split in 3 teams ...
RAVEN (confessional) : Nobody wants to work with Latrice.
LATRICE (confessioanl) : Everyone wants me :smitten.
MORENNA : You guys will be starring a commercial dancing Single Ladies for the new slongan of the brand : "Put A Ring On It". Delta, Coco and Yara, since you were top-3 in last call out order, you will the team capitains. Coco's team is ... Ivy and Rebecca.
COCO, IVY and REBECCA
MORENNA : Yara's team is ... Alaska and Jade.
YARA : Loved !
MORENNA : Delta's team is ... Raven and Latrice (LATRICE LATRICE LATRICE)
RAVEN : :rolleyes :gtfo WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ?

* The girls are in the backstage getting ready and the camera cuts to Team Delta *


RAVEN : Will i have to work with her for real ?
DELTA : Yeah, uh ? What can we do ?
RAVEN : Homicide ?
DELTA : GURL. [...] Hey, wait ... Latrice, the gloves are for the Beyoncé
LATRICE : That means me, i guess.
DELTA : The Beyoncé was supposed to be me.
LATRICE : Made a fool, lost the spot :lips.
DELTA : I don't think you got it. I AM THE BEYONCÉ. NOT YOU.
LATRICE : Calm ur tits, you're white, you could never do Queen Bey.
DELTA : I AM A MULLATTO MOTHERF*CK

DELTA : I hate to start fights and dramas whatsoever, but Latrice drives me bananas. First she wants to take the Beyoncé of me and now she's questioning my ethinicity. I don't have to handle this. I'll get myself ready and slay her. Lord bless.

* The teams are ready to face the challenge, Team Delta has troubles about one outshining each other, Team Coco has some troubles about being boring and Team Yara lacks confidence *


LATRICE : TWEEERK TWEEERK I'm queen Bey.
DELTA : :rolleyes, deep breath Delta, don't get lost ... count to ten ... one, two, murder ...

JADE : OOOH ARE THEY FILMING ? DON'T FILM ME I HAT MY BODY :cry
YARA : That's it, we're done.
ALASKA : Imma call Sharon she knows the whole choreography.

TEAM COCO

MORENNA : Well, this was intersting ... Team Delta, Raven was alright, but the other two seems like wanted to kill each other to have the spotlight.
LATRICE : I'm not Coco, bitch.
MORENNA : Who for her turn slayed with her team.
COCO :) Thank you, so proud of us :)
MORENNA : Jade, do you have any problem with your body ?
JADE : I'm too skinny :(
MORENNA : Say thank God. The winner team is clearly Team Coco.
REBECCA : I praied so hard for this, Thanks Lord ! :woo :trophy
MORENNA : Your commercial will be featured on the site of Miami Jewels and you also can read the new Omie Mail ...
REBECCA : Can i read ? " Wanna Be Sheezus ? ". We gonna be angles :)

quinta-feira, 15 de maio de 2014

BitNTM 5 E4 : The Girl Who Goes Down To a T


VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... Raven and her girls confronts Coco's over-competitive personality. A runway train brings some girls down, while Raja shines and gets her spotlight. The cutest photoshoot ever make the girls expose their cute side. While Yara makes a comeback from last week bottom two, Naomi's favourites Milan and Penny fall in the bottom two, but a the end, the plus-size girl with a momma personality, Penny Tration went home. 11 girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight ?

* OPENING SONG *
Na Na Na Na Na 

YARA : Oh, my God, i'm so happy :woo. I was in the bottom two and now i'm a FCO queen :crown. ECHA, ECHA PA'LANTE. I got an amazing suite to spend my week and i got to invite a girl to come with me. I choose Coco, because she's very misunderstood by the other girls and i feel like she can open up to me and i'll advocace her to the girls. 

* In the Omie Suite *


YARA : So, Coco. I like you. I know you're not a sabotage bitch, come on and come to me now !
COCO : I'm not :tear. Is just that ... :tear
YARA : Put it out, girl.
COCO : :cry When i was young i lost a peagent and from that on, i just wanted to win, to win it all. When i got older, i competed with my best friend, Alyssa, she was here last cycle. We where final two, she won, but i discovered that she broke the rules and i got the crown instead. So i got competitive crazy. I need professional help :cry
YARA : You'll do fine, girl :hug

* Meanwhile in the living room *


MILAN : Shhhhh, girls, she's sleeping :smitten

ALASKA : :cry
DELTA : What's wrong boo ?
ALASKA : Sharon is not re-texting me :cry
DELTA : You'll do fine, baby, you still have us :hug
RAVEN : You shouldn't even be allowed to have cellphones. This is a competition, get a grip, Alaska.
DELTA : Ravz, please ...

MILAN : Oh ... look, she's rising ...
LATRICE : I want my pepins in my eyes and my beer and i know i want it NOW !
GIRLS : :rolleyes
MILAN : On my way, goddess.

RAVEN : Stup-ho. Can't you realize she's using you ? Get me a beet too.
MILAN : Sure, my little boo :)

* Milan goes to the kitchen and comeback with Latrice's and Raven's beer *

DELTA : Hey Jay-dee, gurl ? Whatchu doing over there ?
JADE : Fixing the TV, Latrice kicked it again.
LATRICE : I can do it, ok ? I was mad cuz' Heidi eliminated my favourite designer.
MILAN : She can't compare to you :smitten

ALASKA : :cry
RAVEN : F*ck, stop it.
REBECCA : This is called love, Raven, it's beautifull, watch it.
RAVEN : Tell it to your bff Coco, raped bitch.
DELTA : Hey Ivy, you seem pretty quiet ? How you doin' with your makeover ?
IVY : Well, you get used to it :)
RAJA : I'm still in love with mine
DELTA : If fits you, Rajz :flowers

JADE : Look what i found here, manuscrit Omie Mail.
LATRICE : I read * snatchs it from Jade's hands *. "Do what you want with my body, Naomi". Will we be sluts ?
RAVEN : You'll do fine, so.

* The girls set up and go up the bus, the bust arrive in a theater, they are greeted by Morenna inside *


MORENNA : Hey, girls :hi
GIRLS : Hey.
MORENNA : The challenge this week is all about creat intersting body shapes and show how much you know you own body.

* The girls go one by one on the stage and do many poses, even trying to weirdly contorce themselves sometimes *

MORENNA : Well ... we got some stand-outs. Jade, i like of what you do, you don't do much but it works for your body and it point out your high fashion vein. Latrice, you just brought the sexy to a T, i loved it.
LATRICE : Not surprised.
MORENNA : Delta, i liked it but it was a bit too over the top, maybe ? 
DELTA : Well, if you say so ... :shurg
MORENNA : Rebecca, i think it was too crazy, not a really intersting shape ... Raja, you brought it, you know your body and you just worked, i was waiting for you to shine.
RAJA : THIS.IS.WHAT.I.DO.
MORENNA : But with that in mind, the winner in my eyes is ...

LATRICE !

LATRICE : :trophy. Yay, what i won ?
MORENNA : You can deduce 10 minutes from someone's shoot and ... you have extra 10 minutes.
LATRICE : I'm sorry, Co.Co. Nothing against you ...
COCO : I slay anyways :lips
MORENNA : Plus, you can read the Omie Mail for the shoot, smoochies and ciao.

LATRICE : " Point these toes like there's no tomorrow ! Naomi "

quinta-feira, 8 de maio de 2014

BitNTM 5 E3 : The Girl Who Walks With Chicken Wings


VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... Surprising makeovers reveal another side of the girls, while some celebrate their new looks, Ivy break into tear with her alienesque look. On the photoshoot the girls posed with Top Model winners and at the second judging was smart yet sassy-mouth Madonna's fan, Venus who left. 12 girls remain. Who will eliminated tonight ?

* OPENING *

DELTA : OMGGG. I just came back of judging and got my first FCO ! Of course i'm super sad because Venus left, she was one of my best friends here. But i still got Raja, we are the Heathers :zsnap, boogers to the left :lol. So, of course i pick her to join me in the Omie Suite, i can't believe this is all happening ... this whole experience is my child dream :smitten.

[...]


* Delta and Raja are on the way to the Suite and Raja alarms Delta *

RAJA : Hey, mama, have you seen that ?
DELTA : Whatz ? :excited
RAJA : It says "Raven lesbian c*nt", and it's on Latrice's name. Weird.
DELTA : Ugh, that's so rude, may we show it to Ravz ?
RAJA : Lets.

* Delta and Raja are looking for Raven and find her in the bathroom *

DELTA : Hi, Ravz :excited.
RAVEN : Whatchuduin' here ? Came rub yo' ridic FCO in my face ? So sorry, not sorry, no thanks :hand.
DELTA : Oh, no, girl, not at all. I just want you to to see this thing here. * gives Raven the note *
RAVEN : Latrice did that ?
DELTA : Well, it says that.
RAVEN : Let's find her, i gonna take some satisfaction with her ...
DELTA : Be cool ...

* The girls look for Latrice until find Latrice on the kitchen *

RAVEN : SLUT !
LATRICE : :shock
RAVEN : Say it in my face !
LATRICE : What ? Calm your ass.
RAVEN : I will calm my HAND right now if you don't shut up.
DELTA : Cool it up, Ravz-gurl. Latrice, we find this on the suite's door. * shows the note to Latrice *
LATRICE : Ok, i called Sondra c*nt ? I did. But for what i would do this to you, baby ?
RAVEN : Envy of my FCO much ?
LATRICE : Sure not, i can guarantee i will have many-many FCO's, why would i be envious of your ? It smells Coco.
RAVEN : Let's get this bitch.
LATRICE : Shall we ?

* The crew go the bedroom where Coco sleeps and find her on her bed, doing her toenails *

RAVEN : Get up, dirty hoe. Time to get stuff right.
COCO : W-what ? Sorry ?
RAVEN : Kiss my ass, and cu*t is ya' modda'
LATRICE : You did that bitch, confess once for good :rolleyes.
COCO : OK ! I did, but Rebecca is the one who told that you tried to rape her ... no she didn't
RAVEN : Call her here, let's get it right.

* Raja goes bring Rebecca *

REBECCA : What ? :)
RAVEN : Did i raped you, skank ? I should slap your face so hard that you would go to space. Back on tues only :riphair Oh my God, i don't know who i kill first.
DELTA : Nobody momma, let's take a shower, Coco confessed. And you miss Coco, talk to you later.
COCO : :( I have problems with competition. Alyssa stole my tittle and from this day on, the only thing i can do is backstab, i have a mental problem. I need help :cry
RAVEN : Nobody's swalling this sh*t. I'll whoop your ass ...
LATRICE : Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh
DELTA : Latrice, stop ! I'm trying to resolve things here. Let's go, Raven, you need to sleep.
RAVEN : Ok ...

* Delta drags Raven to her room and calm her down *

* A new day rises, the girls get ready and jump on the bus to their first challenge. They arrive in front of a school and are guied to the gym, where Mystique is awaiting for them *

MYSTIQUE (with a mega fone) : GOOD MORNING SLUTS. GUESS WHY WE ARE IN A SCHOOL ? I'LL GIVE YA'LL A CLASS OF CRAZY RUNWAY 101.
RAVEN : Stop screaming, bitch.
MYSTIQUE . Shake it. Each one of you will have a crazy thing to work with. Let's start ... Jade, i like you so much that i'll give you rollerskates :woo
JADE : Please, no, i will fall :cry
MYSTIQUE : And i will enjoy watch it ;) Latrice, you will have your eyes taped.
LATRICE : Slayin' anyways.
MYSTIQUE : Raven, chicken wigs for you. Raja, a ridiclously huge headpiece for you. Coco, you will be with a prision ball. And sweet, sweet ET Ivy, you will be hand cuffed.
IVY : Ugh, seriously ? :rolleyes.
MYSTIQUE : Betta believe. You must walk with confidence and strike an amazing pose at the end. GO !

* Jade stumble a lot on her rollerskate and don't get to the end of the runway. Ivy looks really unconfortable and Latrice stumbles and falls a lot. The others girls do avarage the stand-outs are Raven, Coco and Raja for a confident walk and a stunning pose at the end *

MYSTIQUE : So ... the whore winning now is Raja for being the only not-sh*t-sayer 'round here. Now you can get out of Delta's shadow ?
RAJA : :woo ... I mean ... :cheers ... :) What you sayin', Mystique ?
MYSTIQUE : As a prize you can read this Omie Mail to the sluts here. Myssy out !
RAVEN : :gtfo



RAJA : "Get ready to see your inner child again, Naomi". Totally dee-kay what that means.
DELTA : Me neither.

* The girls go back to the house and some are in the living room drinking and others on their bedroom, Delta finds Raven crying the bathroom *


DELTA : You ok, Ravz ?
RAVEN : Get out. :cry
DELTA : It's me, beebee, you can talk to me :)
RAVEN : That mail ... :cry ... my childhood ... :cry.
DELTA : What that means ?
RAVEN : My momma died when i was 11 and my step-dad were always drunk and he molested me :cry and my gramma never believed :cry This mail brought my childhood back and this is really sensible for me, because it was the point of my life that transformed me in this rebel person that i am. I'm not rebel, i'm a sweet girl inside :cry
DELTA : Everything will be all right, baby, let's go sleep, we have a shoot tomorrow.

* SHOOT COMING *

LIKING THE HOUSE HAPPENINGS SO FAR ? :flower



sábado, 3 de maio de 2014

BitNTM 5 E2 : The Girl Who Look Like a Man

VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... The top-14 arrive on their model house in Miami. An underwater photoshoot brings former teen-star Latrice down when Coco picks on her on the set. But at the end, the blond bombshell Willam was eliminated for not stand out.

* The girls are back in the house *

RAVEN :  So ... i started off doing pole dance just to buy my dinner and now i'm the FCO queen ! :lips. How do you feel, Tyra Sanchez ? I got an amazing suite and picked Rebecca to come with me, because she's the only one who doesn't talk shit and she's one hot thing on her underwears ...


RAVEN : Where you've been ?
REBECCA : I just finished my shower :giggle.
RAVEN : Why didn't you invited me, i would help ya with that soap ... :drool ...
REBECCA : No needs :) I'm big enough to wash myself alone, thanks anyway :nervous
RAVEN : Hey, girl, listen up. I was kind enough to invite you to the Golden Suite whatsoever, let's talk at least.
REBECCA : Ok :) ... So how it feels to get the first FCO ?
RAVEN : Powerful ! ... yet under preassure, i want to guarantee a second FCO and it's nervewrecking.
REBECCA : Well ... :giggle.
RAVEN : So, now that we are best childhood friends, let's do our nails, brush our hair, tell secrets ... i start...
REBECCA : I ... i ... i'll get some peas ... : nervous.

* Rebecca moves into the kitchen. Jade is fixing the sink and Coco is cooking *

REBECCA : Hi, Coco :) What is this ?
COCO : Chicken ... now a little bit of pepper here ... a bit of spice ... a bit of poison ...
JADE : What ?
COCO : Nothing :) So, Becki. Is Raven nice ?
REBECCA : I'm kind of scared, i think she wants  ...
JADE : What ?
REBECCA : She ... is ... i mean ... you know ...
JADE : Oh ... got it. Betta go sleep girls, is late.
COCO : On my way ... i'll just take a shower :)
REBECCA : Jade, can i sleep in your room ? I'm afraid of Raven now.
JADE : Yes, sweetie :)

* The girls do their business and go sleep, leaving Coco on the kitchen *






* The Model-Bus stop in front of a hair sallon *

MORENNA : No, is not Naomi. Is just wanna show you guys what gonna happen today : MAKEOVERS !
GIRLS : :cheer
MORENNA : I think you must remember Neo, cycle 2 runner up.
NEO : Hey, ladies :hi
MORENNA : Neo is a makeover survivor, she got 3 on her cycle.
NEO : Yeah, it's important for a model to be ready for changes and be professional towards it. I started with short hair, then i got a long weave and shave brows, then a curly weave and then they painted my brows back :lol Crazy, no ? But you can't complain, the real world is like this and this show made me ready to face it :)
MORENNA : So ... we gonna put you in groups and reveal your transformations.

---

MORENNA : Alaska, Venus and Rebecca ... We got some pots of hair dye here ... black, blonde and red. Guess who gets what ?

ALASKA : :tear Sharon won't recognize me :tear

REBECCA : I loved :love I love so angelical :giggle

VENUS : I don't get the point of this make over. I don't look like Madonna anymore. This is wrong. WRONG. :shakehead

NEO : Hi ... Delta, Latrice and Raven ...

Delta, they want you to be a sexy Ariel
DELTA : Amazing :excited

NEO : Latrice, they want to bring you to highfashion with a classic Shittani hair

LATRICE : :zsnap

 NEO : Raven, not a huge change, just a twist.
RAVEN : FIERCE.

* The girls are enjoying their new looks and hear a painfull cry from a corner *


MYSTIQUE : I hope you whores have an ideia why they put ME to reveal your makeovers. You are all going short, bitches !
PENNY : Well ... :nervous
YARA : :woo Echa pa'lante
IVY : :cry I will look like a freakin' man.
MYSTIQUE : Oh, no, sweetheart. You will look like an alien

IVY : :cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

PENNY : I'll work this ! :blowkiss

YARA : I'm in love with my new hair :love

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NEO : Coco, you will look like me ! A clean buzz !
COCO : I look fresh, i'm ready to slay !



MYSTIQUE : I can't wait to chop this cheap weave off, you New York bitch.

MILAN : Amazing :smitten. This is the spirit of New York, i want to have short hair for long and i got :smitten. Hope Latrice likes
MYSTIQUE : :rolleyes

MORENNA : Raja, you'll have a modern hair cut.

RAJA : WERK. :zsnap

NEO : Jade, you are going to get more girly, feminine and glamorous ...
JADE : :faint. My hair look so good ... 

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* The girls get around outside of the salon to hear the word of Morenna *

MORENNA : Now that you all look like beautifull top model, will be a shame to put you in this fight, but had to be done ... See ya'll in elimination :lips.
GIRLS :