domingo, 18 de maio de 2014

BitNTM4 E5 : The Girl Who is Beyoncé















VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... Coco opens up about her backstabbing attittudes to Yara. Milan is confronted about focusing too much on other people than herself. The challenge move the girls to make their best body shape, giving Latrice the win. A high fashion photoshoot put the girls to test their abilitys and Delta snatchs another win for best photo. Latrice ends in the bottom 3, but at the end in a shocking and emotional double elimination was the New York energetic kid and Latrice's fan Milan and creative make-up artitst Raja who went. 9 girls remain who will be slayed tonight ?

* OPENING *

NA NA NA NA
WANNA BE ON TOP

DELTA : :tear In the last elimination ... i did fine, but my two best friends just went home :tear. I would've share the Suite with my girl Raja, but she's gone, so ... i'll be there by myself. :tear

* Meanwhile in the kitchen *

RAVEN : Delta, check that. This sink is disgusting, but nothing here is mine. I won't f*cking wash. Look, this is Latrice, this is Latrice, this is Rebecca. This bitches are so f*cking nasty.
DELTA : What you gonna do with this, Ravz ?
RAVEN : I'll let a note for the diva, maybe she'll wake on herself.
DELTA : I doubt, at least Milan is no longer here to do her wills.
RAVEN : Anyways ...

* Raven and Delta leave the kitchen and Latrice comes in *

LATRICE : Hmmm ... cupcake. Wait, what if that ? "Latrice, clean ur sh*t". I'll clean this bitch's face.

LATRICE:  I don't really give a f*ck that the sink is full, i'm not the only one in this house. I am a black woman, okay ? I deserve respect. If she want the dishes clear, she comes and clean. I'm not a slave. Sheezus ...

* Latrice moves into the living room where Ivy, Raven and Delta are *

LATRICE : You did that, sweetie ?
RAVEN : What do you think ?
LATRICE : I was not talking to you.
RAVEN : So enjoy your while taking a seek at my mug of who give two sh*ts for you.
LATRICE : Gurl ... Was you, Eva ?
IVY : My names is Ivy. No.
LATRICE : So fine, was you miss Piggy ?
DELTA : Talking to me, Latz ?
LATRICE : If the hat fits.
DELTA : :hand
RAVEN : It was me, whatchu gonna do ?
LATRICE : Well, if you had a weave it would be already snatched, but you only have this ridic hair, so ...
RAVEN : Imma slay you ... hold me Delta.
IVY : Latrice, get the f*ck out of here, i'm tired of you diva-ness.
LATRICE : Get used to it. Latrislay is real and exist right here.
IVY and DELTA : :rolleyes
RAVEN : :gtfo
LATRICE : I won't clean a f*cking sh*t.


* Latrice exits *

RAVEN : I won't handle that til' the end. Cut my fists.
DELTA : Gurl ... let's sleep, i bet there's a challeng tomorrow.
IVY : Good night, girls.


* The girls wake up, do their business and ride the bus for a new challenge, they arrive at Miami Studios and Morenna is there *


MORENNA : Hello, ladies
GIRLS : Hello.
MORENNA : For this challenge you will be chanelling my favourite cousin ... BEYONCÉ !
GILRS : :cheer
YARA : Will we meet her ?
MORENNA : Oh, no :hand. She's busy. The challenge this week is for Miami Jewels, you will be split in 3 teams ...
RAVEN (confessional) : Nobody wants to work with Latrice.
LATRICE (confessioanl) : Everyone wants me :smitten.
MORENNA : You guys will be starring a commercial dancing Single Ladies for the new slongan of the brand : "Put A Ring On It". Delta, Coco and Yara, since you were top-3 in last call out order, you will the team capitains. Coco's team is ... Ivy and Rebecca.
COCO, IVY and REBECCA
MORENNA : Yara's team is ... Alaska and Jade.
YARA : Loved !
MORENNA : Delta's team is ... Raven and Latrice (LATRICE LATRICE LATRICE)
RAVEN : :rolleyes :gtfo WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ?

* The girls are in the backstage getting ready and the camera cuts to Team Delta *


RAVEN : Will i have to work with her for real ?
DELTA : Yeah, uh ? What can we do ?
RAVEN : Homicide ?
DELTA : GURL. [...] Hey, wait ... Latrice, the gloves are for the Beyoncé
LATRICE : That means me, i guess.
DELTA : The Beyoncé was supposed to be me.
LATRICE : Made a fool, lost the spot :lips.
DELTA : I don't think you got it. I AM THE BEYONCÉ. NOT YOU.
LATRICE : Calm ur tits, you're white, you could never do Queen Bey.
DELTA : I AM A MULLATTO MOTHERF*CK

DELTA : I hate to start fights and dramas whatsoever, but Latrice drives me bananas. First she wants to take the Beyoncé of me and now she's questioning my ethinicity. I don't have to handle this. I'll get myself ready and slay her. Lord bless.

* The teams are ready to face the challenge, Team Delta has troubles about one outshining each other, Team Coco has some troubles about being boring and Team Yara lacks confidence *


LATRICE : TWEEERK TWEEERK I'm queen Bey.
DELTA : :rolleyes, deep breath Delta, don't get lost ... count to ten ... one, two, murder ...

JADE : OOOH ARE THEY FILMING ? DON'T FILM ME I HAT MY BODY :cry
YARA : That's it, we're done.
ALASKA : Imma call Sharon she knows the whole choreography.

TEAM COCO

MORENNA : Well, this was intersting ... Team Delta, Raven was alright, but the other two seems like wanted to kill each other to have the spotlight.
LATRICE : I'm not Coco, bitch.
MORENNA : Who for her turn slayed with her team.
COCO :) Thank you, so proud of us :)
MORENNA : Jade, do you have any problem with your body ?
JADE : I'm too skinny :(
MORENNA : Say thank God. The winner team is clearly Team Coco.
REBECCA : I praied so hard for this, Thanks Lord ! :woo :trophy
MORENNA : Your commercial will be featured on the site of Miami Jewels and you also can read the new Omie Mail ...
REBECCA : Can i read ? " Wanna Be Sheezus ? ". We gonna be angles :)

quinta-feira, 15 de maio de 2014

BitNTM 5 E4 : The Girl Who Goes Down To a T


VOICEOVER : Previously on Bitstrip's Next Top Model ... Raven and her girls confronts Coco's over-competitive personality. A runway train brings some girls down, while Raja shines and gets her spotlight. The cutest photoshoot ever make the girls expose their cute side. While Yara makes a comeback from last week bottom two, Naomi's favourites Milan and Penny fall in the bottom two, but a the end, the plus-size girl with a momma personality, Penny Tration went home. 11 girls remain. Who will be eliminated tonight ?

* OPENING SONG *
Na Na Na Na Na 

YARA : Oh, my God, i'm so happy :woo. I was in the bottom two and now i'm a FCO queen :crown. ECHA, ECHA PA'LANTE. I got an amazing suite to spend my week and i got to invite a girl to come with me. I choose Coco, because she's very misunderstood by the other girls and i feel like she can open up to me and i'll advocace her to the girls. 

* In the Omie Suite *


YARA : So, Coco. I like you. I know you're not a sabotage bitch, come on and come to me now !
COCO : I'm not :tear. Is just that ... :tear
YARA : Put it out, girl.
COCO : :cry When i was young i lost a peagent and from that on, i just wanted to win, to win it all. When i got older, i competed with my best friend, Alyssa, she was here last cycle. We where final two, she won, but i discovered that she broke the rules and i got the crown instead. So i got competitive crazy. I need professional help :cry
YARA : You'll do fine, girl :hug

* Meanwhile in the living room *


MILAN : Shhhhh, girls, she's sleeping :smitten

ALASKA : :cry
DELTA : What's wrong boo ?
ALASKA : Sharon is not re-texting me :cry
DELTA : You'll do fine, baby, you still have us :hug
RAVEN : You shouldn't even be allowed to have cellphones. This is a competition, get a grip, Alaska.
DELTA : Ravz, please ...

MILAN : Oh ... look, she's rising ...
LATRICE : I want my pepins in my eyes and my beer and i know i want it NOW !
GIRLS : :rolleyes
MILAN : On my way, goddess.

RAVEN : Stup-ho. Can't you realize she's using you ? Get me a beet too.
MILAN : Sure, my little boo :)

* Milan goes to the kitchen and comeback with Latrice's and Raven's beer *

DELTA : Hey Jay-dee, gurl ? Whatchu doing over there ?
JADE : Fixing the TV, Latrice kicked it again.
LATRICE : I can do it, ok ? I was mad cuz' Heidi eliminated my favourite designer.
MILAN : She can't compare to you :smitten

ALASKA : :cry
RAVEN : F*ck, stop it.
REBECCA : This is called love, Raven, it's beautifull, watch it.
RAVEN : Tell it to your bff Coco, raped bitch.
DELTA : Hey Ivy, you seem pretty quiet ? How you doin' with your makeover ?
IVY : Well, you get used to it :)
RAJA : I'm still in love with mine
DELTA : If fits you, Rajz :flowers

JADE : Look what i found here, manuscrit Omie Mail.
LATRICE : I read * snatchs it from Jade's hands *. "Do what you want with my body, Naomi". Will we be sluts ?
RAVEN : You'll do fine, so.

* The girls set up and go up the bus, the bust arrive in a theater, they are greeted by Morenna inside *


MORENNA : Hey, girls :hi
GIRLS : Hey.
MORENNA : The challenge this week is all about creat intersting body shapes and show how much you know you own body.

* The girls go one by one on the stage and do many poses, even trying to weirdly contorce themselves sometimes *

MORENNA : Well ... we got some stand-outs. Jade, i like of what you do, you don't do much but it works for your body and it point out your high fashion vein. Latrice, you just brought the sexy to a T, i loved it.
LATRICE : Not surprised.
MORENNA : Delta, i liked it but it was a bit too over the top, maybe ? 
DELTA : Well, if you say so ... :shurg
MORENNA : Rebecca, i think it was too crazy, not a really intersting shape ... Raja, you brought it, you know your body and you just worked, i was waiting for you to shine.
RAJA : THIS.IS.WHAT.I.DO.
MORENNA : But with that in mind, the winner in my eyes is ...

LATRICE !

LATRICE : :trophy. Yay, what i won ?
MORENNA : You can deduce 10 minutes from someone's shoot and ... you have extra 10 minutes.
LATRICE : I'm sorry, Co.Co. Nothing against you ...
COCO : I slay anyways :lips
MORENNA : Plus, you can read the Omie Mail for the shoot, smoochies and ciao.

LATRICE : " Point these toes like there's no tomorrow ! Naomi "